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Cookie Monsters
[Sonny and Tawni’s Dressing Room]
[Opens with Tawni sitting at her vanity doing her make-up with Zora walking in the door, pulling a wagon filled with cookies behind her]
Zora: Hello, hungry people.
Tawni: Can’t talk. Volumizing eyelashes.
Zora: Buy a box of cookies – [holds a box of cookies in front of Tawni’s face] – or you’ll never see your eyelashes again.
Tawni: Move the box of cookies or you’ll never see anything again.
[Zora moves the box away from her eyes]
[Sonny walks in]
Sonny: Oh my gosh.
Tawni: I know! My lashes have never been this full.
Sonny: No, Zora’s a Blossom Scout. I once had a friend that was a little bloomer. She was one merit badge shy of from becoming a full grown blossom. [looks off into the distance]
[Flashback – Sonny’s Childhood]
[Shows a young Sonny wearing a Blossom Scout uniform]
Mrs. Montecore: Sonny Munroe, YOU WILL NEVER BE A BLOSSOM SCOUT!
[Mrs. Montecore reaches over pulls Sonny’s sash off her. Sonny starts to cry.]
[Cut back to Sonny and Tawni’s Dressing Room]
Sonny: [crying] My friend never got to realize her dream.
Tawni: I’m not even paying attention, and I can tell this friend of yours is you.
Zora: Well, would you or your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
Sonny: You know what; put me down for a box.
Zora: One stinking box! I’m trying to break the cookie selling record! It’s the only Blossom Scout record I don’t currently hold.
Tawni: I don’t get the whole Blossom Scout thing.
Sonny: Oh, that’s because it’s about selflessness, friendship, and helping others.
Tawni: Who?
Sonny: You’re so into yourself that you couldn’t even go two minutes without looking in the mirror.
Tawni: Oh yeah, I can go two days without looking the mirror, kay? I will show you. I will show everyone how selfless I can be! [turns to look at her reflection in the mirror] Isn’t that right, me?
Zora: You just did it again.
Tawni: [looks away from the mirror] Starting right now.
Sonny: You know what, Zora? I’m going to better than just buy cookies from you. I’m going to help you sell them. I’m going to break the cookie selling record. [gets louder and more fierce] And prove to the world once and for all that I can become a full grown Blossom Scout! [calms herself and then to Zora] Wha -- I mean you.
[Tawni tries to apply mascara without looking in a mirror and is smearing it all over her eyes]
[Theme Song]
[Cafeteria (Commissary)]
[Zora walks in pulling her wagon full of cookies behind her. She stops a walking towards the exit.]
Zora: Excuse me, sir. Would you please buy some Blossom Scout cookies? [makes her voice pitiful] My mom said that if I don’t sell these, she’s gonna give away my puppy.
[The man reaches in his pocket to pull out some money to buy a box.]
Zora: [take the money, smiling] Thank you.
Sonny: What are you doing!?
Zora: I’m trying to sell some cookies by tugging on the old heartstrings. Watch this.
[Zora stops a woman.]
Zora:[feigning sadness] Ma’am, my grandmother needs a new set of choppers. And she’s been living on nothing but pudding and soup.
Sonny: Okay, could you excuse us for a sec. Thanks. [pulls Zora away] Manipulating people is not Blossom Scout behavior. Blossom Scouts are honest, and well groomed, and –
Zora: [stresses the word] Evil.
Sonny: No! Loyal!
Zora: No – [sniffs the air] – Evil.
[Zora turns to see Dakota make her entrance into the cafeteria. Dakota walks in and sits down at a table.]
Sonny: Dakota Condor. She thinks her dad owns the studio; she can have anything she wants.
Dakota: [at Sonny] Hey, Munroe, give me your muffin.
Sonny: Anything you want! [hands her the muffin]
[Chad walks in]
Dakota: Hi, Chad. How about joining me for lunch?
Chad: Oh, hi, Dakota. Yeah, I’d love too. Actually, I’m due on set for rehearsal—
Dakota: Not if my dad cancels your show.
Chad: Oh, what are we having!? [sits down at the table with her]
Zora: [holding a box of cookies] Hi, Chad. How would the greatest actor of his generation like to buy a box of cookies?
Chad: [reaches in his coat pocket for money] You had me at “the greatest actor of his generation”.
Dakota: [to Zora] Aw, you’re a Blossom Scout.
Sonny: Oh, not only is she a Blossom Scout, but she’s going to break the record for most cookies ever sold.
Dakota: Aw, little girl setting herself up for failure. How precious.
[Zora begins to bark and growl at Dakota. Chad cringes back into his chair.]
Sonny: [holding Zora back] Zora! Zora! Zora! Blossom Scouts do not bark at little girls!
Zora: It’s not in the handbook!
[Zora continues to bark at Dakota. Dakota is unfazed.]
Sonny: Zora! Zora!
[Prop House]
[Nico and Grady walk in to find Tawni turned around next to the photo booth.]
Nico: Hey, Tawni.
[Tawni turns around.]
Nico and Grady: [shocked] Oh!
Grady: Still not looking the mirrors, huh?
Tawni: Three hours and counting. Why?
Nico: Uh…da..da…not much.
Grady: Uh-umm…no reason.
Tawni: So...Nico, Grady, how are you?
Nico: We’re good.
Grady: Yeah. How are you?
Tawni: I gotta be honest, now that I’m not looking in mirrors, I’ve never felt more alive! I have all this free time to be more sensitive to my surroundings and my co-workers. [sniffs the air] Speaking of which, what is that smell?
Nico: You mean that scent pulling you towards us like a magnet?
Grady: It’s called Vortex. According to the commercial, it’s the body spray for dude’s who want chicks. [pulls out a bottle of “Vortex”] LOTS of ‘em! [swirls his fingers like a tornado] Vortex!
Nico: Yeah. Mmm-hmmm…
Tawni: You guys will never get girls wearing that. You smell like cornmeal and vomit!
Grady: [gasps] But the guy on the commercial had lots of girls.
Nico: Yeah…
Grady: LOTS of ‘em!
Nico: Yeah, he had to beat them off with a kayak paddle.
Grady: A big one!
Tawni: Are you gonna listen to some guy in a commercial or your selfless friend, Tawni?
Grady: We don’t have a selfless friend, Tawni.
Nico: The only Tawni we know is you.
Grady: Yeah.
Tawni: That was the Tawni who spent all her time looking in mirrors. This is the new Tawni, who spends her free time looking into the hearts of her friends. [gestures to Nico and Grady. They both back up.]
Grady: New Tawni frightens Nico and Grady.
[Nico nods.]
Tawni: But new Tawni might be able to help Nico and Grady with their stink problem.
[They both step back toward her.]
Nico: So what should we do?
Tawni: You don’t need a store bought scent. Let your soul be your cologne.
[Nico and Grady speak at the same time as Tawni leaves.]
Nico: Oh. Okay, yeah. That’s a good idea! Thank you! That’s real good! We appreciate that!
Grady: Yeah, thanks. Thanks for the little nugget of advice.
Nico: [to Grady, once Tawni is gone] We cannot count on our own souls. We gotta make our own body spray.
[Outside Condor Studios]
[Opens with Zora and Sonny readying themselves to sell cookies from a cookie stand.]
Sonny: This is a great spot. No one can get to the cafeteria without passing us. And hungry people equals cookies sales.
[Zora walks around the stand to reveal her arm in a cast]
Zora: Cookies! Cookies! Get your cookies!
Sonny: [noticing the cast] What!? Take off that fake cast!
Zora: It is not fake! I fell off my bike when I was delivering meals to old people down in the sad district.
Sonny: Zora.
Zora: Fine. We’ll try it your way. [takes off cast and throws it in the bushes]
[Dakota walks in with a man carrying a box full of cookies behind her.]
Dakota: Make a way now people! Time is money! [stops next to Sonny and Zora’s stand and motions to set her stand up next to theirs] This is a great spot!
Sonny: [to Dakota] Since when did you become a Blossom Scout?
Dakota: Since this morning when I learned it was important to Zora. I’m going to break the record the all-time record for most cookies sold.
Zora: Oh, I don’t think so. I will crush you like a Chocolate Chipper Monkey. [crushes a cookies in her hands]
Dakota: I will eat you like an Oatmeal Crusty. [bites a cookie]
[Zora begins barking at Dakota. Sonny holds Zora back.]
Sonny: Okay, okay. Down girl! Down girl! [pushes Zora back] Alright, let me settle this, okay?
[Zora snarls and growls a bit more before calming down.]
Sonny: [to Dakota] Dakota, can talk to you for a sec?
Dakota: [smiling]Sure I’ll talk to you.
Sonny: Great. I was thinki—
Dakota:[serious] If you buy a box of cookies.
Sonny: I’m not going to buy cookies from you.
Dakota: Then this conversation is over. [turns to walk away]
[Scene cuts away and come back with Sonny holding twelve boxes of cookies in her hands.]
Zora: She made you buy twelve boxes of cookies? [to Dakota] You may have tricked my dumb friend –
Sonny: Hey! [sets down the boxes of cookies]
Zora: But I am not going down that easy.
Dakota: Sure you are. I have a secret weapon.
Zora: [scoffs] Secret weapon.
[Chad enters riding a scooter, holding a box of cookies and wearing a cast.]
Chad: Blossom Scout cookies! Yo, peeps! Come get your Blueberry Bo Peeps!
Sonny: Chad, you’re the secret weapon?
Chad: Shhh! [whispers] It’s a secret. [leans in to tell her] Wanna know another secret? [whispers and points to the cast] This is fake. Really tugs on the heartstrings. Woo! [walks away]
[A crowd of people begin rushing to Chad and Dakota’s stand, while Zora and Sonny is empty.]
Sonny: Wha-
[Notices the crowd at the other stand and crushes cookies in her hands in anger.]
[Prop House]
[Opens with Nico running in, holding paper bags filled with stuff. Grady is preparing a blender.]
Nico: Okay. Uh. I gotta bunch of junk that girls like.
Grady: Alright! Now let’s just throw it in this mixer and whip up our own lady attracting body spray!
Nico: Okay. Uh. Strawberries. [throws strawberries into the blender]
Grady: Flowers. [throws flowers into the blender]
Nico: Ooo. Uh. Bubble bath. [squirts bubble bath into the blender]
Grady: Ooo! Ooo! Chocolate. Girls love chocolate! [squirts chocolate into the blender]
Nico: That they do! Ooo. And – uh—pink stuff. [throws a pink item in the blender]
Grady: Yeah.
Nico: Oh. And – uh – jewelry! Girls love jewelry! You know they like their jewelry!
Grady: [makes noises and gestures to hint at jewelry]
Nico: One more strawberry.
Grady: And now for the final piece of the puzzle…One pair of socks worn by Zac Efron in the movie “Camp Socks”. [smells the socks] ZAC-Y!
[Grady throws the socks in the blender]
Nico: Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooo, this smell is gonna knock girls over like a bulldozer!
Grady: Uh-huh.
[Turns the blender on. Nico and Grady dance as the blender blends.]
Grady: And we shall call it “Girl-Dozer”.
[Nico and Grady reach their hands into the blender’s bowl and get some of the Girl-Dozer on their hands. They begin to wipe it on themselves. Tawni walks in.]
Tawni: Salutations, gentlemen.
[Nico and Grady look at Tawni.]
Nico and Grady: [shocked] D’OH!
Tawni: I just wrote a haiku. It’s about friendship and boats. [sniffs the air] I was gonna read it to you, but I’m distracted by a heavenly scent.
Grady: Aw, well. That would be the musky power of Girl-Dozer.
Nico: It works.
Grady: Yeah, it does.
[Tawni leans in to smell them.]
Nico: Wait.
[Tawni’s eyes widen as she smells them further.]
[Outside Condor Studios]
[Opens with Zora and Sonny standing up on stools at their stand with Chad and Dakota selling cookies in the background.]
Zora: Delicious Blossom Scout cookies!
Sonny: We got your Marshmallow Dingles, your Coconut Canoodles! Free Samples!
Dakota: [innocently] I’m just an adorable little girl selling cookies is all.
[The line over at Sonny and Zora’s stand leaves and joins the line at Chad and Dakota’s.]
Sonny: Well – uh – anybody who buys a box of cookies from us will get a free balloon with each purchase!
[The line from Chad and Dakota’s stand rushes over to Sonny and Zora’s.]
Zora: Yeah. Ha ha.
Sonny: Gotcha covered!
[Chad walks over and pops Sonny’s balloon with a pencil.]
Chad: If you buy from us, I’ll give you my autograph.
[The line from Sonny and Zora’s stand rushes over to Chad and Dakota’s. Chad walks back over to his stand.]
Sonny: Well anybody who buys from us will get my autograph.
[The line stays over at Chad and Dakota’s stand. Chad laughs.]
Sonny: Really!? Okay, whatever! If you buy from us, we will wash your car!
[The line from Chad and Dakota’s stand rushes over to Sonny and Zora’s.]
Sonny: Yes.
Chad: Buy cookies from us, I’ll give you coupon for two free car washes from Sonny and Zora!
[The line from Sonny and Zora’s stand rushes over to Chad and Dakota’s.]
Zora: Hey you can’t do that!
Chad: Plus, anyone who buys our cookies, I will hug each and every one of you.
Girls in the Line: Oh, oh.
Chad: [points] Especially you. [winks]
[The girls in the line swoon.]
Sonny: Oh, that is ridiculous! We were here first!
[Sonny gets down from her stool and runs over to the other line, grabbing the first person in it. Sonny pulls the girl from Chad and Dakota’s line to her and Zora’s.]
Sonny: Hi! Uh-huh, yeah. Don’t buy their cookies. Buy from us! We need your cookies! And you were in our line first! And you can’t jus—
[Mrs. Montecore walks in.]
Mrs. Montecore: Miss. Munroe! Let go of her this instant! This is not how a Blossom Scout sells cookies!
[Sonny lets the girl go and stares at Mrs. Montecore.]
Sonny: Mrs. Montecore?
[Sonny looks off into the distance.]
[Flashback – Sonny’s Childhood]
[Shows a young Sonny wearing a Blossom Scout uniform as before]
Mrs. Montecore: Sonny Munroe –
[Cuts to show Mrs. Montecore yelling]
Mrs. Montecore: YOU WILL NEVER BE A BLOSSOM SCOUT!
[Mrs. Montecore reaches over pulls Sonny’s sash off her. Sonny starts to cry.]
[Cuts back to outside Condor Studios with the sound of Sonny crying the background]
Sonny: Mrs. Montecore, you haven’t aged a day.
Zora: You know Mrs. Montecore?
Sonny: [to Zora, whispering] She was my Blossom Scout leader back in Wisconsin. [to Mrs. Montecore] Mrs. Montecore, what are you doing in Hollywood?
Mrs. Montecore: You’re not the only one with a dream, Miss. Munroe. And now I’m scout leader to the stars. And Zora, what you were doing was unacceptable.
Dakota: You should be ashamed of yourself.
Mrs. Montecore: This is why I make a habit to check up on my scouts.
Sonny: Mrs. Montecore, Zora didn’t do anything. It was me. I got caught –
Mrs. Montecore: [gesturing] Close your paddles, Miss. Munroe. You’re not even an official Blossom Scout.
Sonny: Well, I almost was…
Mrs. Montecore: Oh, I remember. Zora, Sonny is your partner and thus your responsibility. According to Blossom Scout code 164-B –
Dakota: Please. Allow me.
[Dakota grabs the Blossom Scout handbook from her stand and reads.]
Dakota: If a Blossom Scout’s partner forcibly pulls a customer out of a cookie line in an attempt to sell said person cookies, the scout leader must expel said Blossom Scout from The Blossoms immediately.
Sonny: What? Okay, let me see that! [takes handbook from Dakota and looks at it] There is – Wow. It does say that.
Zora: Wha—But you can’t kick me out of The Blossoms! I don’t wanna end up like Sonny trying to live the dreams of people half her age!
Sonny: Wha- Hey!
Mrs. Montecore: Zora, YOU ARE NO LONGER A BLOSSOM SCOUT! [rips Zora’s sash off of her and walks off]
Sonny: Zora, I’m –
[Zora walks off. Chad comes up behind Sonny.]
Chad: Hey, Sonny. You okay? Looks like you could use a hug?
[Sonny nods and goes in to hug Chad]
Chad: [holds up a box of cookies blocking the hug] Buy a box of cookies, I’ll give you one. [walks away]
[Zooms in on Sonny’s sad face]
[Sonny and Tawni’s Dressing Room]
[Opens showing Zora hanging out of the vent]
Zora: Not only did you get me kicked out of The Blossoms, but now Dakota’s gonna set the cookie record. [crawls back into the vent and shuts it]
Sonny: [standing on a ladder] I’m so, so sorry. Please come out of the vent. I was only trying to help. I mean, I just wanted to know what it felt like to be a Blossom Scout for just one minute…
[Slowly fades into a flashback of Sonny’s childhood]
Sonny: I was eight-years-old and I was only one merit badge shy of becoming a Blossom.
[Flashback – Sonny’s Childhood]
[Shows a young Sonny holding a dummy]
Mrs. Montecore: The victim is choking, Miss. Munroe. For the third time, what will you do!?
[Young Sonny squeezes the dummy and its head pops off. She drops the dummy and stares in fright.]
Mrs. Montecore: Sonny Munroe, YOU WILL NEVER A BLOSSOM SCOUT!
[Mrs. Montecore reaches over pulls Sonny’s sash off her. Sonny starts to cry.]
[Cuts back to the dressing room with Sonny crying]
Sonny: Please, just forgive me, Zora.
[Zora opens up the vent]
Zora: Can you go back in time and un-crush my dreams?
Sonny: I promise I will do everything in my power to get you back into The Blossoms.
[Cuts to Tawni wearing a paint stained shirt and painting a picture]
Tawni: We can all learn a lot from Sonny, Zora. You know, forgiveness is a seed. And love is the water with which it is nourished.
Zora: Wow. Mirror-free Tawni is deep.
Tawni: And apparently, she can paint! [holds up her painting] Ha ha!
Sonny: Everything but her face.
[Cafeteria (Commissary)]
[Opens to Nico and Grady are sitting at a table surrounding by girls while they spray their Girl-dozer in the air.]
Grady: Man, I can’t believe how well this Girl-Dozer is working.
[Grady and Nico continue spraying the Girl-Dozer.]
Nico: [laughs] They can’t keep noses off us.
[camera moves to over Sonny and Zora sitting a table together]
Sonny: Oh great, Mrs. Montecore came!
[Cuts to show Mrs. Montecore standing on the opposite side of the cafeteria]
Zora: [whispers] How much money do you have?
Sonny: [sighs] Zora we’re not going to bribe her. We’re here to display perfect Blossom Scout behavior.
Zora: Good. When she comes over – [pulls two sticks out] – I can start a campfire!
[Zora begins rubbing her two sticks together furiously]
Sonny: [reaches out to stop Zora] No, no, no, no. We’re here to reason with her. [calling out to Mrs. Montecore] Mrs. Montecore!
[Mrs. Montecore walks across the cafeteria toward Sonny and Zora’s table. Sonny stands up and greets her.]
Sonny: [to Mrs. Montecore] Hi, Mrs. Montecore. Thank you so much for coming. I’m really sorry about what happened. [walks over to Zora] And I think – Now, I’m just tap dancing here – but I think it’d be a great idea if you gave Zora a second chance.
Mrs. Montecore: [feigning happiness] You’re right. I should. [suddenly bitter] But I won’t. [smiles] Good day.
Zora: Wait! Mrs. Montecore, look at this! [begins rubbing the two sticks together again]
Sonny: [stops Zora from rubbing the sticks] No, no. Stop it!
[Mrs. Montecore begins to walk out of the cafeteria. Sonny chases after her.]
Sonny: Mrs. Montecore, please wait! Please.
[Sonny jumps to grab onto Mrs. Montecore, but trips and knocking Mrs. Montecore to the ground with her.]
Mrs. Montecore: Ahh!
[The cafeteria is filled with surprised gasps.]
[Nico and Grady speak at the same time in surprise]
Grady: Oh.
Nico: Oh. Woah, woah, woah!
[Nico and Grady stand up and walk over to help Mrs. Montecore on the ground]
Grady: [still surprised] Oh my goodness.
Mrs. Montecore: [in pain, sitting on the floor] MY ANKLE BONE!
[Sonny, Nico and Grady try to calm her. They all begin speaking at once.]
Sonny: I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry.
Grady: I’m sorry. Are you okay?
Zora: [runs over] A sprained ankle bone? Everybody back off!
[Nico, Grady and Sonny all back away.]
Zora: I need ice, salad tongs, and a cloth. STAT!
Sonny: I’ll get the salad tongs.
[Sonny runs off. Nico and Grady run to their table. Zora begins looking at Mrs. Montecore’s ankle. Zora is handed a cup of ice.]
[Cuts to Zora tying up Mrs. Montecore’s ankle using a Blossom Scout sash as a bandage. Zora pops up in glee.]
Mrs. Montecore: [in shock] Zora, you wrapped my ankle perfectly.
[Zora smiles]
Mrs. Montecore: [impressed] And we’re not learning ankle safety for another three months!
Zora: [modestly] I got excited and read ahead.
[Mrs. Montecore smiles and tries to stand up. Nico and Grady rush over to help her.]
Sonny: [clears her throat] If you ask me, it looks like Zora just exhibited some impressive Blossom-like behavior.
[Nico and Grady begin spraying the air with Girl-Dozer. The girls and Nico and Grady exit the cafeteria.]
Mrs. Montecore: [now standing without help] Which I can’t let go unrewarded. Welcome back to the Blossoms. [hands Zora her sash back]
Zora: [excited] Thank you, Mrs. Montecore.
Mrs. Montecore: Now if you’ll excuse me, I must track down the source of that delightful smell. [limps out of the cafeteria]
Zora and Sonny: [both in pure glee] AWESOME, I’M A BLOSSOM SCOUT!
Sonny: [smiles fades] I mean – I mean, awesome for you. You’re the Blossom Scout. I didn’t earn mine.
[Dakota and Chad walk into the cafeteria]
Dakota: [to Zora] So you got your sash back. Big whoop. You’ll never catch up to us.
Zora: Oh yeah. Well let’s see you try to sell cookies without a face.
[Zora and Dakota hiss at one another and hold up their hands like claws. They begin to claw at each other. Chad grabs Dakota and pulls her away. Sonny grabs Zora and pulls her away.]
Chad: Woah.
Sonny: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Zora! Zora!
Chad: Woah.
[Sonny and Chad continue to hold Zora and Dakota away from each other.]
Sonny: [to Chad] Chad, the only reason why you’re helping her out is because he dad owns the studio!
Chad: You know what? You’re just jealous because I’m a better Blossom than you’ll ever be!
Sonny: What? I wouldn’t brag about that, alright? Look we’ll be the ones going down in Blossom Scout history, when we break that cookie selling record.
Chad: Oh, you think so.
Sonny: Yeah, I know so.
Chad: Yeah…
[Prop House]
[Opens on Sonny and Zora sitting on the couch surrounded by boxes of cookies]
Sonny: [trying to cheer up Zora] Hey, we sold the fewest amount of cookies in ten hours. I bet that’s some kind of record.
Zora: [disappointed] Face it. I lost. And now Dakota’s going break the record.
[Tawni sitting at the counter puts down her magazine and spins around toward them. Her face is now a mess with tons of make-up piled up on it. Her lipstick is smeared across her face and her eye shadow is way above her eyes.]
Tawni: Why so serious?!
[Sonny and Zora look frightened by Tawni’s new look.]
Tawni: You can’t just give up. Where’s that Blossom Scout can do spirit, you two have been yakking about?
Sonny: [stands with determination] You know what? The Joker’s right. [to Zora] When they told you that you couldn’t jump rope with a snake, you found a way.
[Nico and Grady run in with a crowd of screaming girls chasing them. Grady begins to be pulled out into the crowd, but Nico pulls him in. They fight back the girls, Nico sprays the Girl-Dozer one last time into the crowd, and they close the door of the Prop House.]
Nico: [ecstatic] Oh, these girls are crazy for us!
[Nico and Grady notice Tawni’s face. Nico leaps into Grady’s arms in fright.]
Nico: [shocked] D’ahh!
Grady: [shocked] Oh my goodness!
[Sonny walks over toward Nico and Grady.]
Sonny: What is going on?
Grady: Well, it’s our Girl-Dozer body spray. Some girl just gave me ten dollars for my jacket. [excitedly] Yeah, yeah! I even got her number.
[Grady begins to search for the number, but cannot find it.]
Grady: [disappointed] I left it in the jacket.
Sonny: Let me see that. [grabs the bottle of Girl-Dozer]
[Sonny looks at the bottle as she walks back to Zora]
Sonny: You know what, Zora? I think we just found our can do spirit in a can!
[Sonny sprays the Girl-Dozer. Both her and Zora smell the air in delight.]
[Prop House]
[Transitions to Zora and Sonny spraying all their boxes of cookies with the Girl-Dozer as Nico and Grady look on. Tawni stands off to the side and smells the air.]
Grady: Oh, come on. Come on. Just don’t – don’t use it all.
Nico: Wait, wait, wait. Save some.
[Zora laughs]
Zora: [smiling] Great idea, Sonny. If this stuff can make Nico and Grady seem attractive, just think of what it will do for our sweet, sweet cookies.
[Nico and Grady speak at the same time.]
Nico: Hey.
Grady: I have feelings.
[Sonny and Zora stop spraying the cookie boxes]
Sonny: Alright, let’s open the door. You guys ready?
Grady: Yeah. [walks to the door]
Sonny: Okay, count him down, Nico.
Nico: Alright. [follows Grady to the door.]
Nico: Three. Two. ONE!
[Grady opens the door and a crowd of screaming girls run in. Nico and Grady flee to the opposite side of the room. The girls run toward the boxes, but stop and begin to sniff the air.]
Sonny: [points to the cookie boxes] It’s right there!
[The girls begin grabbing every box they can.]
Zora: [laughs] Just two dollars a box. Everything must go!
[Grady and Nico watch the girls buying the boxes of cookies]
Grady: You know, we used to lose girls to Chad Dylan Cooper. Now we’re losing them to cookies.
Grady: Yeah…
Tawni: Guys, I know you’re disappointed right now, okay. But sacrificing all your Girl-Dozer was a good thing. [pats Grady on the shoulder]
[Nico begins slowly moving backwards to pick up the mirror laying on the counter behind him.]
Tawni: And maybe it’s because I’ve had time to reflect without seeing my reflection. But trust me, who you are in the inside it’s – it’s just so much more important than who you are ---
[Nico holds up the mirror in front of Tawni’s face. She sees her reflect and screams.]
Tawni: AHHHH!
[Tawni sprints from the Prop House, knocking the girls buying cookies out of her way as she does.]
Nico: I had to do it.
[Tawni continues to scream.]
Grady: Yup, it was for her own good.
[Nico begins looking at himself in the mirror. He fixes his hat and smiles.]
Nico: Speaking of good.
[Grady grabs the mirror off of Nico.]
Grady: That’s not good.
[Cafeteria (Commissary)]
[Opens to show Chad and Dakota standing with Mrs. Montecore. The tables and chairs in the cafeteria have been moved to the side, leaving a wide opening in the center of the room.]
Mrs. Montecore: Wow, Dakota. You have obliterated the cookie selling record!
Dakota: What can I say? I have a gift.
Mrs. Montecore: [smiling] I am proud to say that Dakota Condor is the number one cookie selling person—
[Sonny and Zora run into the cafeteria.]
Sonny: Not so fast! Not so fast! Here!
[Sonny hands Mrs. Montecore Zora’s cookie selling clipboard.]
Zora: We sold all of our cookies.
[Mrs. Montecore looks at the clipboards in excitement.]
Mrs. Montecore: Well, this is the craziest thing, it’s a tie!
Dakota and Zora: [angered] We TIED!
Sonny: Can’t we have some sort of sell off or something?
Mrs. Montecore: No, that’s impossible. There aren’t any cookies left.
[Chad holds up a box of cookies.]
Chad: I got a box.
Dakota: Yes! We can sell it. And we’ll win!
Sonny: Wha – [trying to coax Chad into handing her the cookies] Chad, hand us the cookies. We’re your friends. Dakota was only using you.
[Sonny and Zora take a few steps toward Chad.]
Dakota: [pulls Chad attention to her] Chad, Chad, Chad. Don’t listen to her.
[Sonny and Zora begin walking slowly towards Chad, reaching their hands out toward him, trying their best to coax him into giving them the cookies.]
Sonny: [persuasively] Just -- Just give me the Flicker Doodles.
Zora: [persuasively] Give me the Flicker Doodles.
[Chad holds the box away from the girls, protectively]
Dakota: [innocently] My daddy owns the studio. [suddenly demanding] So give me the Flicker Doodles.
[Girls all continue to reach for the cookies]
Chad: [panicked] Everybody just stop messing with my mind! Man --
[Chad falls over a table, knocking over a pile of stacked chairs. He rolls over the table into a standing position.]
Chad: I can’t – I can’t – I can’t think. Just everybody step back!
[The girls keep reaching their hands towards Chad.]
Sonny: Just give me the box, and this will all be over.
[Chad protects the box of cookies from the girls.]
Sonny: Come on, Chad! Come on!
Dakota: Chad! Chad!
Zora: Chad!
[Chad holds the box above his head.]
Chad: [yelling] I don’t know! You know what!? Back off! Alright, you know what!? It is over! [Chad rips open the box of cookies] Nobody is getting these cookies!
[Chad pours the box of cookies into his mouth.]
Zora, Sonny and Dakota: [horrified] NO!
[Chad throws down the empty box.]
Chad: [speaking with his mouth full of cookies] Ha! You see! Now nobodies getting the cookies – ugh.
[Chad stops mid-sentence and begins to gesture that he’s choking.]
Zora: He’s choking! Somebody do something!
[Chad begins to walk into walls and fall over chairs as Sonny thinks back on her Blossom Scout days.]
Mrs. Montecore’s Voice: YOU WILL NEVER BE A BLOSSOM SCOUT, Miss. Munroe. I hope no one ever chokes in front of you in real life, Miss. Munroe. Because you will NEVER be able to save them, Miss. Munroe!
Sonny: [to herself, determined] Oh yes, I will!
[Sonny rushes over to Chad and performs the Heimlich Maneuver. She is able to dislodge the cookie from his throat. He spits the cookie out.]
Chad: Stupid cookie. [walks off]
Mrs. Montecore: [to Sonny] Sonny, you do know how to save a choking victim.
[Sonny nods with wide eyes]
Mrs. Montecore: Sonny Munroe, [she puts the sash on Sonny] you are officially a Blossom Scout.
[Sonny begins to cry and wave towards the nonexistent crowd like a pageant queen.]
Sonny: [still sobbingly happily] Thank you! Thank you so much!
[Sonny runs over and hugs Mrs. Montecore]
Dakota: Yeah, whatever. You saved a life. But this box is STILL MINE TO SELL!
Mrs. Montecore: [snatches the cookie box from Dakota] That box can only be sold by a Blossom Scout. And based on what I’ve just seen, you will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!
[Mrs. Montecore snatches the sash off of Dakota]
Mrs. Montecore: And Zora, you are in solo possession of the record. [smiling] And I will see you two at the jamboree!
[Mrs. Montecore leaves the cafeteria]
[Sonny and Zora squeal with glee]
Sonny: Zora, you’re the winner!
Dakota: She may be the winner, but she’s a loser.
Zora: Oh, I’m the loser.
Dakota: You heard me.
Zora: Are we doing this?
Dakota: Oh, we’re doing this.
[Zora and Dakota hop into their fighting positions and prepare to start clawing at each other. Chad grabs Dakota and Sonny grabs Zora and each tries to pull their respective girl away.]
Chad: Oh, woah. Woah!
Sonny: [to Chad] Chad, I can’t believe you didn’t even thank me for saving your life.
Chad: Look, I will have you know I was choking on purpose, so you could get your silly little merit badge. It’s called acting.
Sonny: Yeah, you’re not that good of an actor.
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking.
[Chad and Sonny both place their respective girl on the ground behind them, so they can fight. Sonny pulls off her sash and tosses it to the side.]
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking.
Chad: Oh, really? Somebody better hold me back.
[Dakota grabs onto Chad and tries to pull him back, while Zora grabs onto Sonny and tries to pull her back.]
Sonny: Don’t make me take off my shoe! Hold my earrings!
Chad: Get over here!
[Sonny and Tawni’s Dressing Room]
[Opens to Tawni walking into her side of the dressing room. She slowly walks over to her mirror and looks in it.]
Tawni: [to her reflection] Hey there, old friend. Nice to see you. You’re looking well. Oh, I’ve been doing pretty good. Yeah, just taking care of myself. Reading. I even learned to paint. Yeah, I know. Alright, well – umm. This – this was nice. I should go though.
[Tawni turns to walk away from the mirror. She takes a few steps before abruptly turning back to her mirror.]
Tawni: [to her reflection] Oh who am I kidding? This was awful!
[Tawni sits down in front of her mirror, pressing her hands against her reflection.]
Tanwi: [to her reflection] I missed you so much!
[Nico and Grady walk in. Tawni’s attention is only on her reflection.]
Nico: Uh. Hey, Tawni, you mind helping us—
Tawni: [to Nico] No! Can’t you see I’m looking at myself in the mirror!
Grady: Welcome back! Up top! [holds up his hand for a high five, but Tawni is too distracted by her reflection]
[Nico pulls Grady away.]
Nico: Let them be alone.
Grady: Yeah…
[Tawni taps her fingers on the glass, crying as she looks at her reflection.]
Tawni: [to her reflection] You’re so pretty.
