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Legend of Candy Face
Announcer for So Random!: On the next Mackenzie Stalls…
(Fade in to see Sonny and Grady standing in a bathroom)
Announcer: Backed up passions, overflow…
Sonny: (To Grady) I thought we were destined to be together-
Grady: (looks down, ashamed)
Sonny: Now I can never forgive you… You left the toilet seat, up!
Grady: It was a, moment of weakness… but I’m not the only one with a secret shame. (Turns to Sonny)
Sonny: (gasps) You mean…?
Grady: Yes, you forgot to flush!
(Transitions to: the bathroom, Tawni and Nico)
Announcer: Lack of hygiene, leads to lack of trust…
Tawni: I can’t hold it in, anymore. Tell me the truth, did you… wash your hands?
Nico: Of course, I did.
Tawni: Lies! (smacks him)
Nico: Awh!
Announcer: And someone didn’t read the writing on the stall…
(Transition to the bathroom, Sonny and Grady again)
Grady: (comes out the bathroom stall and leans on a door)
Sonny: You’re not welcome here, Mackenzie
Grady: Why, because I’m richer than you?
Sonny: No, because this is the girls’ bathroom.
Grady: (Looks around and gasps) (Gets on his knees) Why?!
Sonny: And your zipper is open.
Grady: Fly!
(Transition to the bathroom, Nico, Sonny, Grady, Tawni walk towards the screen as the announcer speaks)
Announcer: In a world flushed with drama, the number one show is now number two… Mackenzie Stalls.
(Cut to: Mackenzie Falls set)
Chad: (Watching the television, not shown)
Zora: (From the TV) Starring Chad Dylan Pooper!
Chad: (sitting in his acting chair) Pooper?! Oh, it’s on! Plunger!
Random worker: (Hands Chad a plunger)
Chad: (Gets up and takes one last look at the TV)
(Theme Song Plays)
(Cut to: The Prophouse)
[So Random Cast enter, plungers on their heads, toilet paper wrapped around their bodies]
Sonny: (No plunger on her head) I told you if we made fun of Mackenzie Falls on our show that they would get us back.
Nico: I don’t care, doing that sketch, “Mackenzie Stalls” was worth getting plunged in the head. (holds head)
Grady: Look at me, I’m a toilet unicorn! (waves his head around for a few seconds)
Sonny: Yeah well, at least you look like the front half. (Turns around to reveal a plunger stuck to her butt)
[All at once they take off their plungers with grunts]
Zora: You know what I think? Our humiliation calls for major retaliation! I’m talking glue, fire ants, and a sizzling fajita, who’s with me?!
Nico and Grady: Yeah!
Tawni: Chicken or steak?
Sonny: No! No more retaliation, no more fajitas…
Zora: (points to Sonny and smiles) Steak!
[The So Random! cast talk all at once]
Nico: Ooh, I like steak! With a little sour cream?
Grady: Ooh, I’m in!
Tawni: Oh, my favorite!
Sonny: No you guys, we have to end this! The feud between Mackenzie Falls and So Random! has been going on long, enough. I say, that it ends here. (points to the ground)
[An explosion erupts and the girls look around while Nico and Grady look at each other]
Grady: Or there! (high-fives Nico)
Chad: (Not shown) My heated toilet!
[A gold toilet seat rolls into the Prophouse]
Sonny: (walks over and picks it up) Come on, people! Is blowing up a man’s toilet seat really going to accomplish anything?
Zora: It does if he’s sitting on it. (smiles)
Sonny: (looks at the toilet seat and lays it down on a chair)
[Everyone except Sonny laughs]
[The Mackenzie Falls cast enter holding water bottles]
Chad: (mimicking their laughter) Well lucky for you, we were standing! (looks at his cast) Gentlemen, ladies?
[They hold up their water bottles and are about to spray]
[The So Random! try to block themselves]
Sonny: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! The cycle of violence stops, here! (Turns to her cast) Ooh, I have an idea!
Tawni: (steps forward) No!
Sonny: I’ll bet if our shows spend some quality time together, we could- we could learn how to bond and, and, trust!
Chad: No. (shakes his head and starts moving forward to spray them)
Sonny: (touches his arm) Maybe not, here… maybe somewhere different, you know, outdoors. We could get fresh air- (Face brightens and turns to her cast with a big smile) Ooh, we could go camping!
[The So Random! cast and Mackenzie Falls cast all yell, “No!”]
[Cut to: The woods, day. The Mackenzie Falls cast, So Random! cast, and Mrs. Joy Bitterman, all dressed for camping]
Tawni: I could’ve sworn we all said ‘No’.
Joy: Well, the Head of the Studio said ‘yes’.
[The casts look around annoyingly]
Joy: So, because of Sonny’s great idea, and my need for some extra cash thanks to a man named Bernie who (air quotations) “made off” with all of my money, I’m stuck out here with you for 3 days of bonding, trust exercises, and woodsy activity.
Tawni: Excuse me, Miss Bitterman, does hitting Sonny with a log count as a woodsy activity?
Chad: And if we all do it, does it count as bonding?
[Both casts except Sonny think about it]
Joy: If you pick the log out together, kids.
Zora: Quick, everybody agree on a log!
[Both casts run a few feet behind them trying to pick out a log leaving Sonny and Joy alone]
Sonny: (Looks around and takes off in another direction while screaming)
[Cut to: The woods, So Random! cast look at a set-up tent]
Nico: Aw, hey look at that. Sonny put up the tent.
Sonny: So, what do you guys think?
[The So Random! cast stop smiling and look at something off-screen]
Grady: Aw, I think Mack Falls is better. (points)
Sonny: Grady, what makes you say that their tent is better?
Tawni: (Turns her around)
Sonny: (mouth hangs open in agape)
[Switches to: Mack Falls’ tent, much better than So Random!’s, Mackenzie Falls cast stand in front of it]
Sonny: Woah! That’s, that’s like the Taj Mah-Tent!
Chad: (notices them) Oh hey, we’re just gonna freshen up before the caterer comes back from the truffle hunt. (Does his signature move- clicking his tongue and putting his hands up like guns)
[The Mackenzie Falls cast go inside and close their tent]
Grady: (Waves)
Sonny: Okay, you know what you guys? Just don’t even worry about the size of their tent-
[She gets interrupted by the sound of a blender roaring]
Sonny: Or their blender…
[Suddenly loud disco music comes from the tent along with purple lights shining through the curtain]
[The So Random! cast dance]
Sonny: (Stops dancing) Or their disco! Okay? Ugh! (Turns toward the tent) You know what, the rules were really clear from the studio, no luxuries- we’re supposed to be roughing it! (Turns back towards the cast and claps her hands) So kudos to us for actually following the rules.
[Grady claps his hands while the rest of the cast turn towards the tent]
Sonny: Now, come on! Come, on! (Holds open the tent)
Tawni: (groans) I hate my life…
[The cast go into the tent except for Sonny]
Sonny: See, isn’t it cozy? (Takes another look at the Mack Falls tent and goes inside of her own]
[The tent holds for a few seconds and then falls on top of the poor teenagers]
So Random! cast: AHH!
Sonny: (laughs nervously) Hey Tawni, your hand’s around my neck…
Tawni: (laughs sarcastically) Oh, I know.
[Cut to: The woods, night. The casts and Joy are around a fire, the casts making some smores]
Joy: (puts a flashlight to her face)…And so it was here… in these very woods, that the legend of the hideous, monstrous, odiferous Candy Face was born.
Sonny: (To Tawni) You know what she’s doing? She’s totally using this scary story to bond our two shows together… (smiles)
Tawni: (fake enthusiasm) You know what’s scary? What this mountain air is doing to my hair, and what this mountain dirt is doing to my skin, and what my mountain fist is gonna to do to your mountain face if you don’t stop flapping your mountain gums! (raises her hands toward a scared Sonny)
Sonny: I’m just… gonna take my… mountain butt over here. (walks fast toward Chad and sits next to him)
Joy: Candy Face was a loving, suburban dad… who in trying to make his children laugh, made a mask out of candy-
[Shows Zora for a brief second, eating a smore with chocolate surrounding his lips]
Joy: A mask, that melted into his skin and never came off!
Nico: (Looks at the ground) The candy melted into his skin?
Grady: It’s supposed to melt in your mouth, not into your face. (Touches his face)
Sonny: (Pats Chad’s leg) Ooh, this Candy Face story is really scaring me. (Scoots closer to him)
Chad: Really? ‘Cause what’s scaring me is how many smores Zora’s, eaten.
[They look at Zora and indeed she has eaten a lot of smores]
Joy: And everyone laughed at Candy Face. (Does mock laughter)
[The casts lean away from her while Chad laughs at Joy]
Joy: And that made Candy Face very angry. (Puts the flashlight away) So angry, he attacked. (Takes out a cello stick)
[Joy is now holding a cello in one hand and a stick in the other]
Joy: And it went a little something, like this. (Smirks)
[She starts playing the piano and sings]
Joy: (Singing) I sing the tale of Candy Face, scattered limbs all over the place, he chopped and chopped and sliced and sliced, and sawed and sawed in half-n-half, and stabbed and stabbed and slashed and slashed, and hammered and battered and bashed and bashed. If you don’t believe this to be true, it will be too late when he strangles you, blue!
[She stops playing and singing]
Joy: Okay then, sleep tight. (Smiles)
[Nico and Grady scream and leave while Zora claps, the rest of the kids get up slowly and walk back to their tents]
[Cut to: The woods, day. Outside the So Random! tent where their boots on lined up]
Joy: (walks up and whistles) Up and at ‘em! Trust exercises in 30 (coughs) minutes. Stupid bug. 30 minutes. (whistles again)
(Transition inside the tent where all the kids are stirring awake)
Nico: (groans)
Tawni: (whines) Why is it so hot?
Sonny: That’s just the inner warmth you’re feeling from all the trust we’re building. (stretches)
Zora: (With her sleeping bag cover everything except her face) Uh, actually it’s the warmth coming from the Mackenzie Falls heater.
[Shows the heater]
Sonny: You guys stole the Mackenzie Falls heater? But that goes against everything that this weekend is about!
Grady: (fake astonishment) How dare you accuse us! (Puts his hand on Nico’s shoulder) Good job stealing the heater, dude.
Nico: Uh, I was gonna thank you, my friend, but I guess we should be thanking our old pal Zora.
Zora: Don’t look at me! No really, don’t look at me. I’m not a morning person.
Grady: (gasps and picks up a broken object) Hey, somebody broke my Game-Guy.
Nico: What do you mean somebody? (Takes the Game-Guy) It was probably one of those drama weasels.
Sonny: See? This is what happens when you break the rules. Heaters get stolen, Game-Guys get broken; no luxuries means no luxuries.
Tawni: (curling her hair with a curling iron) Yeah, why is it so hard to understand, Grady?
[Grady and Nico look at Tawni in disbelief]
Zora: Well nobody better break my bat-cam. (Holds up a camcorder)
Sonny: You brought a camera?! But the rules said that-
Zora: (interrupts her) Ah, zip it sister! Once I mount this baby in the tree, this weekend is all about documenting the flight patterns of the Southern California Fruit Bat.
Sonny: I was just saying-
Tawni: (interrupts her) Why are you nagging us? Go nag the people with the fully operational disco.
[Zora, Nico, and Grady all agree, “Yeah!”]
Sonny: I’ve tried, but they won’t let me past the velvet rope. Velvet, yet another luxuries item that shouldn’t-
[The So Random! cast all groan and Tawni hits Sonny with her pillow]
[Cut to: The woods, day. Both casts and Joy are standing around, Penelope with Nico, Sonny with Chad, Trevor with Tawni, Grady with Chloe, and Zora with Devon]
Joy: (whistles)
[Everyone except Sonny jump from the sudden noise]
Joy: Alright. (Walks around the campers) Our first trust exercise is entitled Mind Field. (Gives a smiling Sonny a weird look) Now, you have been paired with the person you dislike the most-
Grady: (Interrupts and raises his hand) I should be with Aqua-Man.
Joy: (sighs) From reality...
Grady: (lowers his hand)
Joy: Now, the Mind Field is made up of various-
Zora: (interrupts) Moose Dung. (puts her hands on her hips)
Joy: There’s other dung. Various other non-dung obstacles. Through, under and around which your “Trust Buddy” will guide you. Now, get trusting. (whistles again)
Nico: (jumps again) (Flirting) Huh, you know if you, uh, think about it… (puts his blindfold on) This is sort of our first blind date.
Penelope: This is a trust exercise, not a dream exercise. (pushes him away)
[Go over to Zora and Devon]
Zora: (Puts Devon’s blindfold on his eyes) Alright, blindfold on tight, can’t see a thing?
Devon: No.
Zora: (steps back and salutes him, then walks further into the woods)
Devon: (looks around, confused)
[Go over to Tawni and Trevor; Tawni focuses on her nails while Trevor tries to make his way through the field]
Tawni: Take a step forward…
Trevor: (eases forward)
Tawni: Forward…
Trevor: (still easing)
Tawni: Forward…
Trevor: (stops and starts walking until he trips, falls, and screams)
Tawni: (looks up and starts jumping up and down happily) I win!
[Go over to Chloe and Grady as Grady has his blindfold on and starts going around the field]
Chloe: Poop to your left…
Grady: (stiffens)
Chloe: (annoyed) Poop to your left!
Grady: I can’t go with people watching…
Chloe: (looks at him in disbelief and puts her hand to her forehead in frustration)
[Go over to Sonny and Chad where Chad has his blindfold on while Sonny starts directing him]
Sonny: Okay, Chad, take a small step to your right…
Chad: (takes a semi-small step and steps in dung) (has a disgusted look)
Sonny: I said a small step!
Chad: I knew I couldn’t trust you! (takes off his blindfold)
Sonny: And I told you not to wear sandals, didn’t I?
Chloe: You know she made you step in that on purpose?
Grady: (takes off his blindfold) Yeah, like when one of you smashed my Game-Guy on purpose.
Chad: (sarcastic) Yes Grady, we walked all the way over to your mountain-top slum to break your toy.
Grady: Ah, so you admit it?! (points to Chad)
Trevor: (gets off the floor and takes off his blindfold, points to Grady) We admit nothing!
Chad: (puts his hand on Trevor’s chest to hold him back)
Trevor: How ‘bout you admit you stole our heater?
Grady: I ch-
Tawni: (walks in front of Grady and holds him back) We also admit nothing! Except that we can’t trust you!
Chloe: (To Grady) And I can’t trust you!
Grady: (To Chloe) I can’t trust you!
Nico: (To Penelope) I can trust you, baby. I just can’t trust myself! (takes off his blindfold)
[Both casts start fighting with each other while Sonny yells, “Why can’t we just trust each other?!”]
Zora: (walks up holding her camera) I’ll tell you who you can’t trust, Candy Face! (shows them a video) I got him on my bat cam.
Sonny: What?
[Both casts look at her video]
Zora: Behold!
[Zora’s camera plays a video of a hooded creature walking around the woods at 3:12AM]
Grady: Oh!
Tawni: Oh, if I were Candy Face I’d be livid! That’s horrible lighting!
Chad: You guys breathing in too much bug spray? Looks like a wolf in a hoodie. Your Candy Face could be, mmm, anything?
Chloe: (gives Chad an approving look)
Grady: Including, Candy Face!
[The casts look around and get closer as Joy starts playing the cello and singing again]
[Cut to: The woods, night. Joy is sitting on a rock playing the cello and singing]
Joy: (singing) Beware the sound of creeping feet, despite his name Candy Face is not… sweet! (stops playing and scratches her back with the cello stick) Ah, that’s the stuff.
[Transition to the So Random! cast’s tent, still night, the cast is sleeping except for a scared Grady when he hears something crack outside]
Grady: (Sits up a little) Who’s there?! (Shakes Nico) Dude, dude, did you hear that?!
Nico: (Sits up, groggily and angrily) No, all I heard was ‘Dude, dude’.
[Suddenly a small crash comes from outside]
Nico: That I heard.
[They both sit up completely and look]
Tawni: (wakes up)
Zora: (Sits up) Will you guys put a sock in it?
Grady: Sonny wouldn’t let us bring socks, too luxuries.
[Another crack comes from outside]
Tawni: (looks around)
Nico: Uh, there it is again.
Tawni: (gasps) Do you think it’s-
Nico: (cuts her off) Don’t say it!
Grady: Candy-
Nico: (cuts him off) Don’t say ‘face’! Oh man, I said ‘Face’!
[A louder crack is heard]
Tawni: (gasps) You guys, it’s getting closer!
Zora: Somebody wake, Sonny!
Tawni: Ooh, good idea! If Candy Face gets Sonny, maybe he’ll leave the rest of us, alone!
[They all remove Sonny’s blanket]
Nico: Sonny, Sonny!
[Sonny is nowhere to be found, they all gasp]
Zora: Sonny’s, gone!
[Suddenly, a girl’s scream is heard, they all look out into the darkness through the tent]
Tawni: (grabs her blanket)
[COMMERCIAL]
[Cut to: The woods, still night. The So Random! cast runs to Sonny’s rescue with flashlights]
Zora: Sonny, Sonny! (Runs over to Sonny’s body on the ground) We found her, she’s over here!
[They all crowd around her]
Grady, Oh, how’s she looking?
Tawni: Terrible, so she must be okay.
[Nico and Grady help a confused Sonny off the ground and onto her feet]
Sonny: What? What am I doing out, here?
Zora: Well, not to scare you or anything, but… (Puts her flashlight to her face) Candy Face got you!
Tawni: (Picks up her broken curling iron off the ground) He also got my curling iron!
Sonny: Wait, what are you talking about?
Nico: Candy Face! Candy Face stole you out of the tent, and gently deposited you under this tree.
Sonny: I don’t even remember anything…
Grady: Candy Face erases your memory!
Sonny: Nobody erased my memory, you’re ridiculous.
Nico: We heard a girl scream.
[Another scream from the same girl is heard, closer to them]
Grady: Like that!
Chad: (runs over to them while holding his broken blender) Okay, which one of you did this to Senor Smoothie?!
Grady: (laughing)
Nico: (laughing) Wait that was your scream?!
Sonny: (tries to hold in laughter)
Tawni: (giggles)
Chad: Wait, those are your arms?
[The whole cast stop laughing]
Nico: Well played, well played.
Zora: You guys know what this, means? Candy Face also attacked Mackenzie Falls.
Chad: (holds up the bottom half of Senor Smoothie) Oh please, this has So Random! written all over it.
[The cast talk all at once]
Nico: Oh come, on!
Grady: Why would…?
Chad: You disgust me.
Tawni: Oh please…
[Sonny interrupts them]
Sonny: No, look, look at us. We can’t even put our differences aside when there’s something out in the woods after us!
Chad: Wait, so you’re… you’re buying this Candy Face thing?
Sonny: Well, something’s going on.
Chad: I’ll tell you what’s going on, my smoothies will be chunky!
Tawni: (whines) And my hair will be smoothie.
Sonny: Fine I’ll prove it to, you.
Chad: How you gonna do, that?
Sonny: Well, I may not be able too but… the Candy Cam can!
Zora: The Candy Cam, can?
Sonny: Yes, the Candy Cam can! Zora, I need your camera.
Zora: But I sprinkled it with dew, you know, to attract the bats! (jumps at Sonny with her hands like claws)
Sonny: Okay, just go get your camera, you little freak.
Zora: (leaves to get her camera)
Sonny: Then, we’ll capture this thing on video and you’ll have to start trusting us.
Nico: Yeah.
Chad: Fine, now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to say “Buenos Noches” to Senor Smoothie. (leaves)
Nico: Oh, uh, Chad, look out; there’s a snake!
Chad: (Turns back around) I’m not gonna fall for it!
[Seconds later, we hear Chad scream again]
Nico: Ooh, there really was a snake!
Sonny: He has got to learn how to trust.
[Chad screams again and Tawni jumps]
Grady: And scream like a dude!
[Cut to: The woods, still night. Sonny grabs the bat-cam and looks at it for evidence]
[The camera shows a video at 2:28AM, of Candy Face coming out of Mack Falls’ tent. He goes right up to the camera and lifts his hood, and it appears to be Sonny, sleepwalking]
Sonny: I must’ve been sleepwalking. I must be the one that stole the heater, and broke Grady’s Game-Guy! Ooh, and killed Senor Smoothie! I’m Candy Face… I’m Candy Face… I’m Candy Face! (looks at the camera) Now, I’m destroying the evidence!
[Sonny goes over to a tree stump and smashes the camera to bit, and when she hears Nico yell, “What was that?!” she screams]
Sonny: Ahh! Ahh, its Candy Face!
[The So Random! cast come out of their tents with their flashlight and lanterns and walk over to the crime scene]
Sonny: Candy Face, she, he, it… broke your camera!
Zora: (kneels down to her broken camera and picks it up) It’s like the monster’s deliberately destroying the things most important to us!
Tawni: (To Sonny) And yet, he gently deposits you.
Sonny: (Gives her an “I know!” look)
[The Mackenzie Falls cast come out of their tent and walk over to their rivals]
Chad: Ah, lemme guess. Candy Face broke the camera?
Sonny: (nods quickly)
Chad: Yeah and no footage to prove you guys are right. One of you is responsible for this and I’m pretty sure its-
Sonny: (runs over to him and clutches herself to him) No, no, no! Chad, Chad, Chad! (Acting scared) It happened right in front of me and it was so scary! The only thing I could think of was, “If only Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, was here to save us!" (Let’s go of him)
Chad: He is, (pulls Sonny back in for another hug) and he will.
Chloe: You believe her?
Chad: I believe she’s not a good enough actor to lie this covincily.
[The Mackenzie Falls cast agree and Sonny let’s go of Chad again]
Devon: I’m sorry I accused you guys of breaking my electric man-scaping device. (wipes his forehead)
[The Randoms accept]
Grady: And I’m sorry I blamed you for the death of my Game-Guy.
[The Mackenzie Falls kids accept]
Nico: And I’m sorry I tried to hit on you while I was blindfolded.
Penelope: (smiles) And I’m sorry you don’t realize what league you’re in.
Sonny: See what’s happening here? Trust. Which means our job here is done, so we could just take that trust, put it in a bottle, wrap a little bow around, bring it back to the studio, because together we can-
Zora: (interrupts) Kill Candy Face!
[Everyone but Sonny yells, “Yeah!”]
Sonny: Or, or, we can capture and rehabilitate him!
[The So Random! cast and Mackenzie Falls cast all yell, “No!”]
Chad: Everybody to the Mack Falls tent. We’ll huddle there for safety tonight; tomorrow our first Trust Exercise is Weapon-Building!
[Everyone except Sonny yell, “Woo!”]
Zora: We’re hunting monsters! (hugs Sonny) Oh, Sonny, this is the best retreat, ever!
[Cut to: The woods, day. Everyone is practicing with their weapons while Joy is once again singing]
Joy: (singing) I sing the tale of Candy Face…
[Penelope and Nico are blocking each other with spears; Grady and Chloe are sharpening spears]
Joy: (singing) Whose demise tonight, he’ll probably face!
[Trevor, Tawni, and Chad are practicing Karate while Sonny holds on to a pitchfork, afraid. Zora is practicing stabbing a teddy bear with a pitchfork while Devon holds it]
Joy: (still singing) He smashes and chatters and lashes and cuts…
Zora: (growls) I can’t wait to jab this thing right in his guts!
Sonny: (gives her a thumbs-up, nervously)
[Transition to later in the day. The kids are putting on black make-up like an Indian tribe. Tawni and Chad try to share Tawni’s mirror and fix their faces, while Sonny nervously puts on some make-up on her cheek]
[Transition to: The same day, just later on. Nico and Penelope practice punching Candy Face]
Joy: (singing) If everyone’s after Candy Face…
[Chloe and Grady practice jabbing Candy Face]
Joy: (singing) Chase him with pitchforks, torches, and mace!
[Zora gives Sonny an arrow, which she breaks]
Joy: (singing) Once they were fighting, but now they’re a mob!
[Transition to: Both casts holding up pitchforks and spears at the camera evilly and screaming]
Joy: (singing) Together they’ll do a gruesome job and get Candy Fa- (stops playing/singing and coughs) Ooh, I swallowed another bug… (touches her mouth) Ooh, it bit my tongue! (starts talking unintelligently) Oh no, it’s swelling up, it’s swelling up! (falls back into a bush) Oh, poison Oak! It’s poison Oak!
[Cut to: The woods, night. Outside the Mack Falls tent, Nico and Grady stand with a pitchfork and spear while guarding a table full of candy and water]
Sonny: (peeks through the curtain)
Grady: Any sign of Candy Face? (turns to look at Sonny who closes the curtains)
Nico: Nope, all I see is that sweet, sweet stuff on the table. Dude, Fruit Sheets! (reaches for a sheet)
Grady: (pushes his hand back) That is not for us, that is bait for Candy Face!
Nico: But, I…
Grady: (Gives him a look)
Nico: (sighs) You’re right…
Grady: (pats his shoulder and turns back around)
Nico: (Hastily takes a Fruit Sheet and takes a bite, then throws the rest back onto the table)
Grady: (Turns around)
Nico: Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. (Salutes) Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Grady: (Salutes back, bewildered) Yeah.
Sonny: (looks back through the curtains and walks up to them) Hey you guys, uh, your shifts over, I’ll take it from here.
Nico: You sure?
Sonny: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Grady: Okay. (Gives her his pitchfork)
Nico: Alright, cool. Uh…? (gives her his spear)
Sonny: Yeah, I know Candy Face, I’m gonna get him!
[Nico and Grady walk back towards the tent awkwardly and confused]
Sonny: I’m just letting you know…
Nico: Alright. (Walks back into the tent)
Grady: Alright. (Walks back into the tent)
Sonny: Candy Face ain’t got nothing on me! I’ma, I’ma get Candy Face! (To herself) Can’t let them know I’m Candy Face! (throws the weapons on the ground)
[Sonny starts walking around while chanting, “I can’t fall asleep.”]
[Transition to: Later on that night, Sonny still awake]
Sonny: (holding her eyes open) Gotta keep my eyes open, don’t wanna sleepwalk!
[Transition to: Later on that night, Sonny doing jumping jacks while chanting, “Stay awake!”]
[Transition to: Later on that night, Sonny sitting down in the chair, arms on the table]
Sonny: Keep, your eyes… open! (grabs the cup of water and splashes it in her face) I’m done… (her head falls into the Fruit Sheets)
[Cut to: The woods, night. Sonny is now sleepwalking with a sheet over her head and a Fruit Sheet on her face]
Sonny: (yawns and pushes the table over onto the ground)
[Transition to: Inside the tent. Everyone is asleep in the chairs or on a cot, Zora in the closet. Another loud groan from Sonny wakes everyone up and they all grab their weapons]
All: Ahh, Candy Face! (they watch Sonny’s shadow)
[Sonny’s shadow grabs a flowerpot full of weeds]
Zora: It’s got Sonny’s head!
Sonny’s shadow: (rips out the weeds)
Grady: Ah, it’s ripping her hair out!
Sonny’s shadow: (pours out the water from the pot)
Nico: (nauseous) Brain… juice!
[Nico and Grady throw up behind the rest of the cast]
Tawni: Eww!
Chad: Those are my seal-skin slippers!
[Nico and Grady wipe their mouths]
Tawni: Sonny was my best friend, I meant everything to her!
Zora: Revenge!
All: Revenge! (they all run out the tent to Candy Face) Revenge!
Sonny: (turns toward them and growls)
All: Ahh!
Nico: There he is, Candy Face!
[Chad and Tawni scream]
Sonny: (wakes up and takes off the sheet) Oh, hey guys! Any sign of Candy Face? I’ll skin him alive!
Grady: Oh, he’s got Sonny’s voice!
Sonny: What? Wait… why are you guys all staring at me? (realizes) Oh right, I’m Candy Face! (takes off the Fruit Sheet)
Grady: He’s wearing Sonny’s face!
Sonny: No, it’s me Sonny. I’m Candy Face.
Chad: You’re Candy Face?
Sonny: Only when I sleepwalk.
Tawni: You sleepwalk?
Sonny: Apparently, and I break things when I do! You guys I’m really sorry…
Tawni: You owe me a new curling iron.
Chad: And Senor Smoothie an apology, or as he may prefer, “Los Siento.”
Sonny: Look, I’ll replace everything, and I’ll be happy to do it. You wanna know why?
Tawni: (shakes her head)
Sonny: Because we bonded, which is what we came here to do! I mean, look at all the pointy things that we made together! (points to Chloe) That, my friend is not a Mackenzie Falls’ pitchfork. (Points to Grady) And that is not a So Random! spear. I mean, you pointed your weapons at me, as one!
Chad: You know what? Perkyface is right.
[Both casts agree]
Sonny: Okay, then. So, I guess this means the feud between “Mackenzie Falls” and “So Random!”… is officially behind us.
Grady: Behind you.
Sonny: No, no, Grady, behind all of us!
[Joy comes up behind Sonny with a poncho covering her head]
Grady: No, no, what is behind you?! (points to Joy)
Joy: (her face bright red) (Groaning) Hey, kids!
All: Ahh!
Zora: It’s the real Candy Face!
Chad: Every show for themselves!
Nico: Use the Falls’ kids as shields!
[The Mack Falls boys run off further into the woods while the Falls’ girls and Nico and Grady run off into the Mack Falls’ tent]
Zora: You’re mine!
[Zora tries jabbing her pitchfork at Joy while Joy blocks it with her poncho]
Sonny: (Dragging Zora back, along with Tawni while Joy stills whacks her pitchfork) No, Zora, Zora, I don’t trust this thing!
[COMMERCIAL]
[Cut to: The woods, next night. Both casts and Joy are sitting around a fire while Joy plays her cello again]
Sonny: (singing) Turns out I was Candy Face…
Joy: (singing) And I had ointmount all over the place!
Nico: (singing) I was so scared he made me hurl…
Grady: (singing) And made Chad Dylan scream like a girl!
[They all laugh]
Chad: (singing) The woods and altitude make my voice high…
Tawni: (singing) And a new curling iron, Candy must buy!
Sonny: I know…
Tawni: (singing) Hairmaster Model 302…
Sonny: I got it…
Tawni: (singing) And it better be in Aqua Blue!
Sonny: Okay!
Zora: (singing) And if you think Candy Face has bid adieu…
Joy: (singing) Beware my friends…
All: (singing and point to the camera) Candy Face is in you!
